may I ask what you mean by the First Great Skeleton War?
"Weeeellll that is a story my dear child" I say as I let my creaky bones sit on a nearby chair.
"It all began on a little known internet website called Tumbler, on all hallows eve, 2012. You see, they are very immature and will say many things that hurt skeletons like you and me. They would shout ‘spoopy skelingtons!’ or take pictures of bones in places where they shouldn’t be.
"Then came the final blow. A song named "Spooky Scary Skeletons" was discovered. It was only made to bridge the gap between skeles and fleshies, but it was mocked by boneless fuckbois. Then they began making novelty toys out of us, like the rocking horse you saw. It was hopeless.
"That is, until we banded together under one banner, the 420 Skeleton Collective. We harnessed the power of kush to drive the fuckbois out of Skeleton Hell, and once we emerged from the ground, found milk our only companion.
"And that’s also why we use this site, to make sure our legacy continues."
Slowly I turn to ash as the war takes its final toll on my bony form.
"Swagician!" you scream, "How will I survive the next Skeleton War?"
laughing at how CNN went into one of the looted businesses in Ferguson and spoke to the owner. the reporter started asking all these leading questions that were clearly setting up answers that expressed anger that their businesses were broken into.
The owner was like “actually I just want justice for Mike Brown im not worried about material things”
“In 129 years since police and fire commissions were created in the state of Wisconsin, we could not find a single ruling by a police department, an inquest or a police commission that a shooting was unjustified…The problem over many decades, in other words, was a near-total lack of accountability for wrongdoing; and if police on duty believe they can get away with almost anything, they will act accordingly. As a military pilot, I knew that if law professionals investigated police-related deaths like, say, the way that the National Transportation Safety Board investigated aviation mishaps, police-related deaths would be at an all time low.”—Michael Bell (via letterstomycountry)